![]() There's too much happening and episode seven is naturally to blame for most of it. At the start of the series, her hair was still tight but growing out, then it went curly, then she went full Slick Rick on us. Mostly due to a distaste for change, Eleven's new do hasn't particularly set my world alight. It's a pity he didn't stick around for longer because the rest of the Hawkins folk could've learned a lot from him about the importance of a tidy haircut every now and then. Bob's hair was normal with no frills, much like himself. Also, he was a real champ and didn't deserve the bitter ending he got. It's probably the most 2017 hairstyle of the bunch, so Bob gets a higher placing than most because of its timelessness. Sam has other things on his mind, he's trying to contain a bunch of creatures from the Upside Down without attracting the attention of the government, he doesn't have time to be washing and blowdrying his mane. In the ultimate insult to Jonathan Byers, I've placed this monstrosity one space ahead of him because he needs to feel bad about himself for a while. It's also a bit too long for my liking, leaving it in that awkward in-between stage where it looks like he's trying to grow it out, so this is just an unfortunate stage where it's still a work in progress. Perhaps now that she has some free time given that her cat is dead, she could invest in a decent set of heated rollers and learn how to use them.Īdmittedly the lesser tragic hairstyle of the Byers brothers, Jonathan is still coming under fire for a distinct lack of bravery. She for sure uses rollers every night while she sleeps and the results are diabolical. ![]() Her son has got the curliest hair the world has ever seen, but she doesn't seem to be able to manage her own. The only crime he should be tackling is that unkempt bit of fluff on top of his head.ĭustin's Mom has typical 1980s Mom hair, but that still doesn't make it okay. He's the Chief of Police FFS, but nobody's going to respect him with such a piss poor attempt at slicked back hair. I understand that he spends most of the day with a hat on, but would it kill Hopper to put a little product in his hair? Nothing too fancy, just a light mousse or a pea sized amount of gel. ![]() There was also a tinge of purple in certain lights that was just a bit too punk for my liking. ![]() Also the half buzzcut trend seems like a very modern phenomenon so I'm deducting points on the grounds of it being an inaccurate depiction of 1980s haircuts. Regardless of the fact that it's the 80s, I'm forced to say that Kali is using too much volume. With credit to him, what Murray lacks in hair he more than makes up for in the beard department, so if I decide to rank the Stranger Things beards, everyone's favourite conspiracy theorist will most certainly be landing at the top of that list. Granted there's not a lot to work with there, but Murray needs to be included in this list somewhere and I've been generous enough with the placement. Nobody would've been content to look that tragic as a preteen. I don't care that it's 1980s, I want justice for these kids. The lack of structure does his terrific cheekbones no justice whatsoever and it's terribly distracting. It's slightly less bowl-like than his best friend Will's hair, but Mike still looks like a mother of four with this chronic haircut. ![]()
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